No tie can bring true happiness. Why wear a tie if you don't have to?
This shirt looks conventional at first. Then heads off in other directions. Cut big and boxy. Roomy and comfortable. What it lacks in collars it makes up for in places to put your pens. Deep shoulder-blade pleats. Buttons that even your laundry can't mangle.
Two pockets and four pen loops. Please wear one to a stuffy, old-fashioned restaurant that still requires a tie and prove how medieval dress codes are. It's the new classic, totally appropriate for casual workplaces and everyplaces.